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Tuesday, August 29, 2006
according to sophie kinsella - 'when the going gets tough, the tough goes shopping'.if thats not applicable to you and the going is tough right now.then perhaps stop in your tracks and read these couple of jokes to just have a laugh.we all need laughter everyday.dont want to read jokes?then click back la.hurhur.
Lucky Ah!
One day, Ah Beng & Ah Seng were walking down the Chinatown when they saw
something in their path. "Wait!" cried Ah Beng. "Wat is tat huh?" "Yah ho!
Be carefool lo," warned Ah Seng. "Wat is it?" They approached the thing and
looked at it very closely. "Eee look like shit lah!" say Ah Beng. "Hmmm.....
smell like shit also!" say Ah Seng after taking a deep breathe. Ah Beng then
poked the thing with his one finger, raised the finger to his lips, tasted
it and said,
"Tastes like shit!"
Ah Seng pushed his finger right through the thing and stick out his tongue
to lick. With confidence, he said,
"Confirm is shit!"
Then they smiled at each other,
"WAH! Lucky we didn't step on it."
Fastest Man
Three boys are in the school's yard bragging of how great their fathers are.
The first one says, "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can shoot an arrow
and starts to run. I tell you, he gets there before the arrow." The second
boy says, "Ha! You think that's fast. My father is a hunter. He can shoot
his gun and gets there before the bullet." The third one listens to the
first two and shakes his head. He then says, "You two know nothing about
fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops work at 5pm and he is home by
4:15pm."
Scape"snails"
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests.
The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At
the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for the
dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the
bucket to gather some snails. Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket,
walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. As he was
collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the
water just a little further down the beach. He kept thinking to himself,
"Wouldn't it be great if she would even just come down and talk to
me?" He went back to gathering the snails. All of a sudden he looked up, and
the beautiful woman was standing right over him. They started talking and
she invited him back to her place. They ended up spending the night
together. At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed,
"Oh no!!! My wife's dinner party!!!"
He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed his bucket, and
ran out the door. He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He ran
up the stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he got to
the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails. There were snails
all down the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry wife
standing in the doorway wondering where he's been all this time. He looked
at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the
snails and said,
"Come on guys, we're almost there!!"
Second Language
Mrs. Mouse and her three little mice were crossing the street. Suddenly, a
large cat appeared right in front of them. Everyone froze. Mrs. Mouse stared
at the cat. The cat locked eyes with Mrs. Mouse, her little mice shuddering
behind her. Mrs. Mouse opened her mouth and Roared
"WOOF! "WOOF!"
The cat turned tail and ran away as fast as he could.
Mrs. Mouse turned to her three little ones and said
"See, I told you how important it is to learn a second language!"
Temptation
A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile.
"I've circled the block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment, and if
I don't park here I'll lose my job. `Forgive us our trespasses.'" When he
came back he found a parking ticket and this note: "I've circled the block for 20 years,
and if I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. `Lead us
not into temptation.'"
Logo of MERCEDES
The Heir of the founder of the luxury car, Mercedes Benz was not only proud
of his car but also all his staff. One fine day, he decided to make a trip
down to the company's plant to interact with the workers. All the top
managers upon knowing his rare appearance to the plant were very excited
about it and made sure they prepared their workers for the Chairman arrival.
At the plant, the Chairman posed a very simple question to his managers,
"who can tell me what the Mercedes circular insignia at the front of the car
represents?" All the managers were dumbfounded. Just then, a young sleepy
chap amongst the workers was quick to answer, "Oh that's simple, u fools. It stands for: 8 o'clock start work, 12 o'clock lunch & 5 o'clock go back!" Wasn't here this morning!
this is my favourite.. :)
An American is in Singapore for a short stay. He gets into a cab and asks
the driver to show him the sights. The cabby first takes him to Orchard
road. "What's that?" says the American. "Oh, that's Takashimaya shopping
center. It's a shopping complex with over 300 stores." "Gollee," drawls the
American. "How long do you reckon it took to put?" "Oh, I dunno," replies
the cabby. "About two years, I think." "TWO years!" exclaims the American.
"Why, in American, we would out that up in less than ONE year!" The cabby
continues on the tour and passes by Shenton Way. "What's tat?" says the
American, craning his neck and looking up. "Oh, That's the UOB Building.
It's got 70 stories and about 10,000 people work in that one building." "Mah
Goodness," drawls that American. "How long do you reckon it took to put that
up?" The cabby, not wanting to be outdone this times, said, "Oh, I seem to
remember that going up in about six months." "Six Months!" exclaims the
American. "Why, in American, we could put up that building in THREE months!"
The cabby is now getting a little annoyed. He turns west and takes his
passenger by AYE. "Golleee," drawls the American, looking 1,800 feet up to
the top of the tower, "What's that?" "I dunno," says the cabby. "It wasn't
here this morning."
Lucky Ah!
One day, Ah Beng & Ah Seng were walking down the Chinatown when they saw
something in their path. "Wait!" cried Ah Beng. "Wat is tat huh?" "Yah ho!
Be carefool lo," warned Ah Seng. "Wat is it?" They approached the thing and
looked at it very closely. "Eee look like shit lah!" say Ah Beng. "Hmmm.....
smell like shit also!" say Ah Seng after taking a deep breathe. Ah Beng then
poked the thing with his one finger, raised the finger to his lips, tasted
it and said,
"Tastes like shit!"
Ah Seng pushed his finger right through the thing and stick out his tongue
to lick. With confidence, he said,
"Confirm is shit!"
Then they smiled at each other,
"WAH! Lucky we didn't step on it."
Fastest Man
Three boys are in the school's yard bragging of how great their fathers are.
The first one says, "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can shoot an arrow
and starts to run. I tell you, he gets there before the arrow." The second
boy says, "Ha! You think that's fast. My father is a hunter. He can shoot
his gun and gets there before the bullet." The third one listens to the
first two and shakes his head. He then says, "You two know nothing about
fast. My father is a civil servant. He stops work at 5pm and he is home by
4:15pm."
Scape"snails"
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests.
The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At
the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for the
dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the
bucket to gather some snails. Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket,
walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. As he was
collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the
water just a little further down the beach. He kept thinking to himself,
"Wouldn't it be great if she would even just come down and talk to
me?" He went back to gathering the snails. All of a sudden he looked up, and
the beautiful woman was standing right over him. They started talking and
she invited him back to her place. They ended up spending the night
together. At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed,
"Oh no!!! My wife's dinner party!!!"
He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed his bucket, and
ran out the door. He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He ran
up the stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he got to
the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails. There were snails
all down the stairs. The door opened just then, with a very angry wife
standing in the doorway wondering where he's been all this time. He looked
at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the
snails and said,
"Come on guys, we're almost there!!"
Second Language
Mrs. Mouse and her three little mice were crossing the street. Suddenly, a
large cat appeared right in front of them. Everyone froze. Mrs. Mouse stared
at the cat. The cat locked eyes with Mrs. Mouse, her little mice shuddering
behind her. Mrs. Mouse opened her mouth and Roared
"WOOF! "WOOF!"
The cat turned tail and ran away as fast as he could.
Mrs. Mouse turned to her three little ones and said
"See, I told you how important it is to learn a second language!"
Temptation
A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile.
"I've circled the block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment, and if
I don't park here I'll lose my job. `Forgive us our trespasses.'" When he
came back he found a parking ticket and this note: "I've circled the block for 20 years,
and if I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. `Lead us
not into temptation.'"
Logo of MERCEDES
The Heir of the founder of the luxury car, Mercedes Benz was not only proud
of his car but also all his staff. One fine day, he decided to make a trip
down to the company's plant to interact with the workers. All the top
managers upon knowing his rare appearance to the plant were very excited
about it and made sure they prepared their workers for the Chairman arrival.
At the plant, the Chairman posed a very simple question to his managers,
"who can tell me what the Mercedes circular insignia at the front of the car
represents?" All the managers were dumbfounded. Just then, a young sleepy
chap amongst the workers was quick to answer, "Oh that's simple, u fools. It stands for: 8 o'clock start work, 12 o'clock lunch & 5 o'clock go back!" Wasn't here this morning!
this is my favourite.. :)
An American is in Singapore for a short stay. He gets into a cab and asks
the driver to show him the sights. The cabby first takes him to Orchard
road. "What's that?" says the American. "Oh, that's Takashimaya shopping
center. It's a shopping complex with over 300 stores." "Gollee," drawls the
American. "How long do you reckon it took to put?" "Oh, I dunno," replies
the cabby. "About two years, I think." "TWO years!" exclaims the American.
"Why, in American, we would out that up in less than ONE year!" The cabby
continues on the tour and passes by Shenton Way. "What's tat?" says the
American, craning his neck and looking up. "Oh, That's the UOB Building.
It's got 70 stories and about 10,000 people work in that one building." "Mah
Goodness," drawls that American. "How long do you reckon it took to put that
up?" The cabby, not wanting to be outdone this times, said, "Oh, I seem to
remember that going up in about six months." "Six Months!" exclaims the
American. "Why, in American, we could put up that building in THREE months!"
The cabby is now getting a little annoyed. He turns west and takes his
passenger by AYE. "Golleee," drawls the American, looking 1,800 feet up to
the top of the tower, "What's that?" "I dunno," says the cabby. "It wasn't
here this morning."
Sunday, August 20, 2006
finally feeling heaps better.thot i would never get well.(hats the mentality of me when i get sick)coughing the whole night only makes u more tired.trying to slp is jus redundant.unfortunately i cldnt go to church this morning because at the rate and state that i was coughing i would probably get stares all during mass and people would be thinking that i have contracted TB or smthing.(ps:im not exactly a pretty sight when i try to cough all that phlegm out.ok fine dont imagine it)
what a beautiful sunday today!but im really still abit under the weather so i shall not risk getting sick again.thus here i am in front of the com.maybe ill watch oprah.or maybe ill finish up my 'shopaholic and sister'.yes yes.
someday ill have a nice big walkin wardrobe.so cosy and warm that i wont hesitate if ever i feel down to sleep in it.ps it will either be carpeted (if in aussie) or it will be on parquet floors(if in spore).yes ive got it all worked out.one shelve all for shoes.one for bags.shitt i sound very rebecca brandon nee bloomwood (right frances?smirks)
oh another note.i think my dogs are so kewt.no really they are.max and milo plays fetch w me always when im bored.and although smtimes they want the ball rather than bring it back to me i still love em.even though they bark for no sensible reson too.so my dogs have had a interesting life.born on 23dec2003 they were given to us by frasina who works at our cafe (ps.fr4asina says she can read dog's minds).so yes the day they were here it was like ard our exam time (right debbie?) then debbie and i got so ecstatic that we screamed (louder than 4lungs and 2 mouths) while running ard when we caught sight of em.two lil adorable puppies.then they slowly got too big that we put em outside now.their 'home' outside used to be makeshift kampong hse which nick who owns the horses made for em.but recently they have upgraded to living in their luxurious big condominium (termed by me) with their individual carpet in the house.alas, the carpet of max didnt last long as he gnawed at it for a period of time.milo too kept dragging his carpet out on the sand until we all gave up and let them be.Very recently, we got em a little wading pool cuz very very very HOT IN SUMMER.so now they can relax in it.perhaps they need sunglasses too.hmm.
mum says the dogs dont appreciate their things cuz i got em raincoat with fleece inner lining to kp em warm and dry in winter months (btw they looked v dashing) only to have em destroyed/ripped/torned in 2 days.sigh.thats my dogs.and i love them if u haven got the point by now.
i shall go read my book :)
what a beautiful sunday today!but im really still abit under the weather so i shall not risk getting sick again.thus here i am in front of the com.maybe ill watch oprah.or maybe ill finish up my 'shopaholic and sister'.yes yes.
someday ill have a nice big walkin wardrobe.so cosy and warm that i wont hesitate if ever i feel down to sleep in it.ps it will either be carpeted (if in aussie) or it will be on parquet floors(if in spore).yes ive got it all worked out.one shelve all for shoes.one for bags.shitt i sound very rebecca brandon nee bloomwood (right frances?smirks)
oh another note.i think my dogs are so kewt.no really they are.max and milo plays fetch w me always when im bored.and although smtimes they want the ball rather than bring it back to me i still love em.even though they bark for no sensible reson too.so my dogs have had a interesting life.born on 23dec2003 they were given to us by frasina who works at our cafe (ps.fr4asina says she can read dog's minds).so yes the day they were here it was like ard our exam time (right debbie?) then debbie and i got so ecstatic that we screamed (louder than 4lungs and 2 mouths) while running ard when we caught sight of em.two lil adorable puppies.then they slowly got too big that we put em outside now.their 'home' outside used to be makeshift kampong hse which nick who owns the horses made for em.but recently they have upgraded to living in their luxurious big condominium (termed by me) with their individual carpet in the house.alas, the carpet of max didnt last long as he gnawed at it for a period of time.milo too kept dragging his carpet out on the sand until we all gave up and let them be.Very recently, we got em a little wading pool cuz very very very HOT IN SUMMER.so now they can relax in it.perhaps they need sunglasses too.hmm.
mum says the dogs dont appreciate their things cuz i got em raincoat with fleece inner lining to kp em warm and dry in winter months (btw they looked v dashing) only to have em destroyed/ripped/torned in 2 days.sigh.thats my dogs.and i love them if u haven got the point by now.
i shall go read my book :)
Friday, August 18, 2006
feeling better but throat still hurts.doc says its a viral infection.how nice.sigh.
and jillian ur making me go absolutely ga-ga with all the gorgeous taiwan dresses!desiree wants!
yay im done with reading 'the secret dreamworld of a shopaholic'!moving on to 'shopaholc and sister'.and ijust need 'shopaholic abroad' to complate reading the secrets.oo why is the stupid library taking so long to get my book.grr.im hungry.all day ive been having bread.with misc fillings.
fillings include
-kaya
-jam
-butter and sugar
no peanut butter because im a sick personnel.and i dont want to have maggi chicken noodles because i had that yday and beef cup noodles the day before.no hot and spicy thai instant noodles for me (dang!)im suffering withdrawal symptoms from not having chilli.got a crave to go shop.oh gawd when is the weather like warming up?faster will u mother nature cuz im freezing downunder!3days of sleeping away.hmm i think i need sm real food.
bye lovelies!
and jillian ur making me go absolutely ga-ga with all the gorgeous taiwan dresses!desiree wants!
yay im done with reading 'the secret dreamworld of a shopaholic'!moving on to 'shopaholc and sister'.and ijust need 'shopaholic abroad' to complate reading the secrets.oo why is the stupid library taking so long to get my book.grr.im hungry.all day ive been having bread.with misc fillings.
fillings include
-kaya
-jam
-butter and sugar
no peanut butter because im a sick personnel.and i dont want to have maggi chicken noodles because i had that yday and beef cup noodles the day before.no hot and spicy thai instant noodles for me (dang!)im suffering withdrawal symptoms from not having chilli.got a crave to go shop.oh gawd when is the weather like warming up?faster will u mother nature cuz im freezing downunder!3days of sleeping away.hmm i think i need sm real food.
bye lovelies!
Thursday, August 17, 2006
throat still hurts like -insert explict here-.
been feeling sluggish.but headaches and all aches are heaps better.so i laid in bed reading my shopaholic series book 'The secret dreamworld of a shopaholic'.seriously i think this book applies to me.and to all woman out there.
especially this part.
'Retail therapy is the answer to all her problems.She knows she should stop, but she cant. She tries cutting back, she tries making more money. But neither seems to work. The stories she concocts become more and more fantastic as she tries to untangle her increasingly dire financial difficulties. Her only comfort is to buy herself somethng - just a little something...'
Quote from Sophie Kinsella-The secret dreamworld of a shopholiclc.
ok first of all that is like reading abt myself.(which of course does not become an excuse of why i bought the red vintage pair of heels)but anyhoo i think that sophie kinsella must have had a ball writing this series because its almost like every woman out there but she is the first to actually pen all this down.of course we dont all shop at danny and george,tiffanys or barneys but still you get the gist of it.so while im nursing a very very very sore throat,if you will excuse me while i cuddle up in bed to read the rest of the book.
squeals* :)
much love to you all!
been feeling sluggish.but headaches and all aches are heaps better.so i laid in bed reading my shopaholic series book 'The secret dreamworld of a shopaholic'.seriously i think this book applies to me.and to all woman out there.
especially this part.
'Retail therapy is the answer to all her problems.She knows she should stop, but she cant. She tries cutting back, she tries making more money. But neither seems to work. The stories she concocts become more and more fantastic as she tries to untangle her increasingly dire financial difficulties. Her only comfort is to buy herself somethng - just a little something...'
Quote from Sophie Kinsella-The secret dreamworld of a shopholiclc.
ok first of all that is like reading abt myself.(which of course does not become an excuse of why i bought the red vintage pair of heels)but anyhoo i think that sophie kinsella must have had a ball writing this series because its almost like every woman out there but she is the first to actually pen all this down.of course we dont all shop at danny and george,tiffanys or barneys but still you get the gist of it.so while im nursing a very very very sore throat,if you will excuse me while i cuddle up in bed to read the rest of the book.
squeals* :)
much love to you all!
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
the worse feeling ever is being sick.not only did i have my gastric pain from 4pm to about 12am.and then to develop a vv bad sorethroat at night.having chills when the bed is nice and warm but i still feel hot/cold at the same time.waking up with a dizzy head and aching body.thats not all.finally adelaide gets some nice weather with expected forecast of 24deg today and you see people wearing tees and slippers while im wearing a cotton long sleeve,a fleece jumper and a bomer jacket and i still feel cold!and feeling so dehydrated.thus i keep drinking water and this results in constant toilet trips.
being sick really sucks.and i have to wait until 3pm to catch my bus!let me slp.pout.
being sick really sucks.and i have to wait until 3pm to catch my bus!let me slp.pout.
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
having gastric sucks.i hate having gastric.argh!so much work to do.i want sunny island.i need my bed.ill blog when this dang gastric goes away.new chatterbox up pple so kp the tags coming in alright.cya.
owwww! :(
owwww! :(
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
CHIJ homecoming
ndp 2001
ndp 2002
ndp 2006
such things make me cry.i miss home.